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The King and the Courtesan

My original story that is on DA at the present: Melissa, a prostitute in the slums, rises to the highest tier of the elite by a mysterious and dangerous drug lord, Ezekiel. He claims he can give her anything she ever wanted, but he won't let her keep the one things she's always treasured: her freedom.

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My gallery consists mostly of my OCs (who I hope you will love ^_^), some A Great and Terrible Beauty (a.k.a. Kartik) fan art, and some excerpts from novels I've written. I hope you peruse through and tell me what you like!!

King, Harry Potter, Guatamala, Conference, Rant

Sat Jul 18, 2009, 6:10 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Deliver Us-- Prince of Egypt
  • Reading: Demons and Angels-- Dan Brown
:bulletred: If anyone is interested in the true story of my horse, King and me, the short story can be found here--> [link] . If you do chose to read, prepare to be depressed and maybe even moved to tears. I cry every time I read it. T_T It's a good cry, but still. Sad stuff. A picture of this beautiful horse can be found here--> [link]

:bulletgreen: Saw Harry Potter. It was pretty awesome. :D

:bulletblue: I leave for Guatamala in two weeks or so. T_T Not exactly looking forward to that . . . I mean, if it were a vacation, it would be fun. But it's not. I have to take three-hour-long Spanish classes. Just great.

:bulletyellow: Just got back from a writer's conference. It was great and all, but a little long. :XD: Try nine hours or something. I survived with a better perspective of the world, though, which is a good thing. :) And it WAS free, because I got a $85 scholarship to go. :D Someone thinks I can write. ^_^

And you can skip the next part if you don't want to read my ranting . . .

Okay. This pisses me off. THIS.
:iconanti-mary-sues-club:
While Mary-Sues have become a full-fledged witch hunt on DA and other websites (OMG!!! A CHARACTER WITH ABNORMALLY BLUE EYES!!! MARY SUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! It’s to the point you have to make your character deformed, retarded and totally useless at everything in order NOT to be labeled), I do agree that the horrible ones need to be put down or spayed.

BUT . . .

If the effing person who runs the club responds like THIS to people who post on the club’s profile, I’m made sick:

eh well i personally dont like ocs period. especially mary sues.... so im not the best person to ask....but if u want my honest opinion... its hard to make an oc thats not smart and pretty no one wants to make an oc thats ugly and retarded....so a character being smart and pretty doesnt instantly make them a mary sue but if u pair up your character with an official character....then they most likely become mary suieish but thats just my opinion

Wait, wait, wait, wait. This CLUB was created to preserve the integrity of writers everywhere, and you use CHATSPEAK like a fucking FOURTH-GRADER?

ARE YOU ON CRACK?????

I want to beat my head against a wall. Who let THIS girl run the club? If I’m going to join a club that supposedly “knows its shit” on how to write fiction (which I assume, being as those who read and write well are the ones who can pick out Mary Sues), I want someone who can speak fricking English to me. I will NOT be a part of ANY club that is writing affiliated and has a moderator who doesn’t capitalize her I’s and take the time to add two more letters to the word “you”.

Whenever someone does this, I don’t want to be rude, so I never say it, but GEEZ. Some claim its faster, that it’s easier, but I don’t care. I’m a writer, and you insult me by talking like a moron. Save that for IM. This is an ART website, which is supposed to be where the artistic and intelligent convene to share intellectual conversation about ART, which has always been known to be the highest tier of culture and society. I’m fine with occasional grammar/spelling mistakes, because I definitely make them. But can you try? Please? Think of the writers who love this English language with all our hearts. Think of the writers who are going to spend the next three years in college working their asses off so they can utilize it properly to entertain YOU, the reader at home.

Someone even gave me a comment on Fictionpress: “i like how u use proper grammar.”

That would be funny if I thought she were joking. But I don’t think she was.

And someone please, please tell me this moderator is talking about fanart OCs, not regular original fiction OCs. I think she is, but I don’t know. Sometimes I worry about people.

And I'm done. ;)

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  • Current Residence: Pittsburgh
  • Interests: drawing, writing, reading, fantasizing about Oliver
  • Favourite movie: RENT, V for Vendetta, Ironman
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  • Favourite poet or writer: MYSELF! (it's not conceited, shut up)
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  • Tools of the Trade: bad jokes, Eddie and Dot, art supplies, and the beginnings of schizophrenia

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HA! I BITE YOU!
YOU'VE BEEN BITTEN!

Spread the virus around!

RULES:
1- You can bite the person who bit you!
2- You -MUST- bite 6 other people, at least!
3- You should bite them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random bites are perfectly okay! (and scary)
5- You should most definitely get started right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am one (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) If You Get 7 Back You Are Powerful creature!

1-3: you're a ghoul
4-6: you're a were-cat
7-9: you're a were-wolf
10-& Up: you're a vampire

My friends bit me, Wanda! They bit me! They also spammed my comments. :XD:

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Well, thank you for biting me, but don't expect this back. I don't do tags. ;p I'm not even a ghoul. I'm a Wanda. ;)

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Eddie: “You are gay. Act like it once in your life.”
Peaches: “You’re a man. Act like it once in your life.”
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I love you so much!
Just dropping by to say that. I just noticed your new art in my message box - and I want to tell you hw very pissed off I am because I cannot see it right NOW! (I do consider watching fanservice in work kinda improper xD)
But I noticed it. And I love it already. And I wil tell you how much I love it again, once I come back home (means in about two weeks). I am really sorry for he delay, but DA at work is wrong enough, an fanservice is even worse, so... xD
Bu I love you. I want you to know it xD
(and I've got a really huge, weird smle ever since I saw "Ezekiel fanservice" in my message box, and the smile's ging to last FOREVER. Feel guilty xD)

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You've got to be kidding me!
Ah, I see the dilemma. Yeah, opening that at work might not be the smartest idea . . . :XD: So I understand. :)

Yay, I am loved. :hug:

A smile like this? :iconimhappiestplz: Because I had a smile like that on my face too when it was finished. Or maybe it was this--> :iconicamplz: ;)

I feel appropriately guilty, don't worry. ;)

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Eddie: “You are gay. Act like it once in your life.”
Peaches: “You’re a man. Act like it once in your life.”
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Baah, the second smile's not visible, so I cannot tell you which of those two I had... Though I'm having it again, actually xD

oh well. I'll wait. I'm going to believe, that it's going to be even more lovely if I wait (don't tell me it's not going to be like this, if I believe hard enough it WILL HAPPEN!)

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You've got to be kidding me!
Sorry. This smile--> :iconicameplz: I spelled it wrong the first time. :XD:

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Eddie: “You are gay. Act like it once in your life.”
Peaches: “You’re a man. Act like it once in your life.”
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Yes. That's the smile all right. xD

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You've got to be kidding me!
Ok, story for you...you'll gloat over this, but whatever.

So I just started working in a lab for the summer, and I'm working with HUGE old programs that the hospital can't afford to update, but still work pretty well for data analysis/other stuff. But anyway, because they won't replace the software, I have to work on the original computers the software was first installed on...meaning I'm working on an iMac 2000 for about 6 hours a day. :D

ah, the irony...

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This is where I have always been coming to. And when I go away from here, this will be the mid-point to which everything ran, and from which everything will run. But now, my love, we are here, and those other times are running elsewhere.
Ahahahah, that's great. Are they big and blue like mine? :)

If you ever have any questions, I'm your go-to girl. I worked on that damn thing for YEARS and had to transfer files from it to my new lap top. 0_o Talk about difficult. It meant converting files and losing files and wanting to kill small creatures . . .

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Eddie: “You are gay. Act like it once in your life.”
Peaches: “You’re a man. Act like it once in your life.”
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yep, they're all big and blue and see through! :D I walked into the room and was like "shit, dA has psychic tendencies."

Hopefully I'll just have to run the software, then click "print" but you never know. One computer wouldn't turn on for me yesterday, which is somewhat foreboding.

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This is where I have always been coming to. And when I go away from here, this will be the mid-point to which everything ran, and from which everything will run. But now, my love, we are here, and those other times are running elsewhere.
Yeah! Mine is like that. ^_^ I like the see-throughness of it. I just wish it glowed. That would be cool. ;)

Either DA or I have psychic tendencies. I'll go with DA.

Ick. Well, just swear at it and kick it. That usually works for my computer. Actually, my old iMac is haunted. It'll turn itself on in the middle of the night. 0_o But hey, old iMacs can talk to you. If you get a warning box up, just wait a minute and it'll read it for you. :D

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Eddie: “You are gay. Act like it once in your life.”
Peaches: “You’re a man. Act like it once in your life.”
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Heyy :)
I read your four kingdoms fic on fictionpress, and its rather amazing :D
I can't wait to see how it finishes! :D

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Icon made by ~Taidara :)
Oh, thank you very much! ^_^ Thank you for reading it and enjoying it! I'm glad. :D

Thanks for the watch too!

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Eddie: “You are gay. Act like it once in your life.”
Peaches: “You’re a man. Act like it once in your life.”
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Hehe ^_^
Thank you for writing it!

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Icon made by ~Taidara :)
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=mansionfans Here Comes the BRIDE.
your handle is clever. I like it.

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saliva always tastes
different depending on who's
mouth it comes from - Lotuskid

Though you hold me still,
I shudder like the thunderstorm— Miseria-Cantare
Thank you. ^_^

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Eddie: “You are gay. Act like it once in your life.”
Peaches: “You’re a man. Act like it once in your life.”
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It's up!

But it seems so short...

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=mansionfans Here Comes the BRIDE.

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