Question: Whenever someone favs a story of mine on FP, I go to their profile and look at their other favorites. Should I feel saddened when I see that all their favs are horribly clichéd and poorly written? I mean, does that mean MY story appeals to them because it too is clichéd and poorly written?? This isn't even with Confessions either. I notice it mostly with The King and the Courtesan. 0_o What's even weirder is that most of the people who fav it have a long list of what seem like really corny romances in their favorites list. Holy crap, The King and the Courtesan is NOT a romance, people!! AND WHY IS IT IN THE SLASH COMMUNITY ON FP???

Why do so many people have misconceptions about that story?? T_T

ANYWAY, I'm done with school. Not technically, but mentally. I'm just done. I'm sick of it. Except my fiction and painting class. I can tolerate those. But everything else can go to hell. Thanksgiving break starts Wednesday. I will be looking forward to it. I need a break.

And my dadoo can help me write my Philosophy paper.

Furthermore, Michael Swaim is pretty much going to be my homie now. Watch this video and tell me he's not the most hilarious person ever--> [link]

OH. AND ON SATURDAY I'M GOING TO GO SEE NEW MOON! To my credit, my Twilight-liking friend asked me to go. And in all honestly, I do want to see the movie. I could be a liar and be all like "BAWWW, my friend is forcing me to go!" but I think that excuse is bull shit for everyone who uses it. Just admit it. You want to see it.

Actually, I'm kind of excited for the werewolves. They look like the werewolves I envision in my head, no matter what Twilightsucks says. Actually, I'm kind of sick of Twilightsucks. It's kind of turned into a bunch of people who are scrambling for every. possible. thing. to dislike. about that book. I'm all for Youtube parodies and funny Photoshopped pics, but honestly? It's gotten a bit too cynical for me. To the point they criticize STEPHENIE MEYER'S FUCKING HAIR. Like, who gives a shit, right? That's just shallow and has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING.

AAAAAnd, now a survey, done by Eddie, because I love him:

<sub>Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?
Dot is my best friend.

What do you really think of Starbucks Coffee?
I don’t drink much coffee, and especially not at a hoighty-toighty place like Starbucks.

How do you feel about smoking?
Gross, gross, and more gross. I threaten Oliver with death when he tries lighting up inside at work, but then he just says, “Eh, it’ll kill me eventually”, which shuts me up.

Have you ever told someone to their face they were ugly?
I think Dot and I have exchanged such dialogue twice a day for the past five years of our friendship.

Do you go tanning?
No. I’m fine with my skin color, kthnx.

What are you doing right now?
Masturbating.
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That was a joke.
Not funny? Well, then. It’s because you’re a girl.

Are you someone's best friend?
YES. Most definitely.

Do you have a dog?
I wish. T_T I love puppies.

Do you drink water?
Yeah. Especially when I go jogging.

Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
When I GROW UP? You mean I’m not grown up enough already? T_T
Anyway, L.A. Which is where I am. YAYS!

Ever liked someone that you didn't think you stood a chance with?
PEEEAAACHES.

And it ended well.

Is someone on your mind right now?
That Sham-Wow guy. He cracks me up.

Did you hug or kiss anyone today?
Yuppers.

Have you ever been a featured member on any website?
I was on Squire’s website for awhile, I think. ^_^

How's your hair styled right now?
Eh, just normal.

Are you currently talking to/texting/instant messaging anyone?
No. I prefer calling people, unless I feel like texting something totally irrevelant and weird, such as texting: “Why do vaginas smell like eggs?” to Dot when she’s alone at work. Her reply: “HOW DO YOU KNOW????? 0_o” My reply: “So they really do?!”

Do you like egg nog?
Ugh, not now that I’ve got vaginas and eggs on the brain.

Do you feel that your previous relationships were a waste of time?
No. Why would I think that?

Is there a movie you're waiting for to come out on DVD?
New Moon, because then I can make Peaches watch and we can crack up together.

What's one thing you'll never be seen without?
My phone and lip gloss, I believe. And underwear. Actually, scratch that. I’ve definitely been seen without that. 0_o

Do you drop your cell phone a lot?
YES. T_T The poor dear.

What kind of phone?
PINK.

Do you have an accent?
I have what Dot calls a “White homo boy” accent, but I still don’t know exactly what that is.

Do you say "soda" or "pop", or something else?
Soda.

Have you ever been looking for something and it was already in your hand?
I do that every day. I’m going crazy.

Are you a simple or complicated person?
Depends on who you talk to. Peaches thinks I’m the most complicated person in the world. Oliver thinks I’m the most simple-minded being he’s ever met.

When was the last time you cried?
When I stubbed my foot on the bed. That fucking hurt.

Is there anything about you that not many people know?
Uh, I have a habit of divulging too much information about myself to strangers, so no, not really.

Does it bother you when people spell/type incorrectly on purpose?
Yah. It’s like they WANT to be perceived as idiots.

Were you mad about the way you woke up this morning?
No. Peaches wasn’t up yet, so I got all snuggly and stuff. ^_^ He hates it when I do that, because then I wake him up. SUCK IT UP!

Do you like getting big hugs?
You have NO IDEA.

Did anything upset you today?
FUCKING HOMOPHOBES ON THE BUS.

What's your biggest concern right now?
Vanilla or chocolate ice cream

Do you like silver or gold jewelery better?
I prefer big obviously fake diamonds that you can pick up for five bucks. They are awesome.

What do you hate?
Homophobes and shredded coconut. And when Peaches tells me I can’t get a puppy. T_T

What was the last song you listened to?
TOTALLY Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton. Because I am SO WHITE AND GAY.

Do you like making smiley faces?
YES.

Have you ever played guitar?
Peaches tried teaching me once. NEVER AGAIN.

Yes, Peaches can play guitar. Not as well as Oliver, but he’s okay

How old are you?
22!</sub>